When Adrienne’s mom said she’d like to make the arrangements herself with “fruits from her garden,” they didn’t realize she meant LITERALLY. She always had a thing for speaking in metaphors, but not this time.
Moments later the photographer got the best accidental action shot she’s ever taken, when the manic horse sent Stacey flying.
Robin always wondered how a simple girl from Oklahoma like her could get such a handsome, accomplished, sexy man to fall in love with her….
Kayla always wanted to wear her Mother’s wedding dress- when it didn’t fit she had one last resort…..Mom’s “Desperately Seeking Susan” gloves.
Blair always feared that Bryce was gay…. she finally got the confirmation she needed when they spent their first night as a married couple reading record sleeves of old David Bowie records. #nosexforyou.
Greg was worried his family would think the cinnamon sticks were straws, Leslie decided to add hidden cameras to their arrangements…..uh, cause that shit’s amusing.
Then a gust of wind hit and “ever after” fell out of the nest. “Happily” mourned for 5 hours and then made a delicious omelet.
